Something I don’t really get about my dad is, despite how much he loves hotdogs and tends to be picky about the taste and brand of his chili, how the hell does he always buy the cheapo turkey dogs whenever he bothers getting hotdogs? And in jumbo sized packages to boot.
Does he do it to annoy the rest of us, or is he just that bad at shopping? They taste exactly like what they are, cheap and inferior substitute crap. I don’t see how he hasn’t noticed enough to stop doing this.
We weren’t even running out of hotdogs this time, so I have no idea what he was thinking. There’s actually a package of the really good kind hidden in the freezer, but I don’t want to bring it out yet. I want him to suffer for what he’s done. That, and if I do bring the good ones out of storage, I’m afraid the crappy ones will go bad and make someone sick because it took so long to finish the package, because it is huge, there’s seriously way too many crap dogs in the fridge.