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hurrahforskeleton:

hurrahforskeleton:

do we have any volunteers for the skeleton army

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alright you bony fucks, listen up

we’re gonna go hard and we’re gonna go fast. we need to strike fear into everything. dig your friends out of their graves,

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find every soldier you can. we’re finally gonna do it. we’re taking over the world

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buckle up motherfuckers

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pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

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prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.